confodoma 

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw

"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."

confodoma by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012

condomaximum 

the vast material rewards that await those who eschew condoms or other birth control and when pregnancy inevitably occurs, toe the pro-life party line and thus boost political careers.

Wow, all Bristol Palin had to do to reap the condomaximum was not use birth control or have abortions.

condomaximum by litbrit June 14, 2010

condomasturbate 

to masturbate into a condom.

Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.

condomasturbate by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011

Condoman 

When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.

Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.

Condoman by penismachine September 29, 2019

Condomate 

The act of mounting a condom onto your penis, can also be used as 'Condomation'

Girl: You ready babe?

Man: One minute I have to Condomate

Condomate by Sebubby January 14, 2020

Confauxmation 

When someone says they will be somewhere, confirming via text or email, then mysteriously fails to appear.

"Where is Pat? He sent an email saying he would be here."
"He sent you a confauxmation."

Confauxmation by pegasus99 November 24, 2013

Condomarcado 

To be annoyed, pissed, or suicidal due to the actions from a person with red hair.

You know what, I’ve had it with Dylan Kaylor. He makes me feel condomarcado.

Condomarcado by RedHeadHater42 April 5, 2023