When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.
by WagonRider November 18, 2017
A 7-8 year old vehicle with a Blue Book value of < $2,000 that has been "all nigga'd up" with $10,000 of aftermarket bling such as 22 inch wagon wheels and rubber band tires,European tail lights,a window rattling 5,000 watt amplifier and sub woofer system,and fake fur interior trim.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
Most people change, and they start following stupid people. People are so desperate in this school. They would stab you in the back to impress a thot. This school doesn’t have crap, but isn’t poor.
by Conestoga Valley January 15, 2019
a crowded and beat school in southeast PA. We smart and savage. it is very beat, and they make u wake up early as fuck. the teachers are chill less. our drink of choice is natural ice. we smart, but we chillin.
by 1234569dicks April 19, 2016
A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
by BeatAssDefinitions March 14, 2018
An overcrowded public high school located in southeast pa. Known for their boys/girls soccer and lacrosse teams, spoiled main line brattiness, the cliques, and drugs. This school is primarily white but with mixed cultures. This school is known for hazing during football season and the “broomstick” incident. Oh, or the feature on fox news about two girls in their car saying the N word. Couldn’t forget parties every holidays and nattys. Most white kids in this school could afford private, but why go to private when you can experience this. School rival? Radnor High School. Also no one will ever feel the pressure of being the top #1 High school of Pennsylvania unless you attend here.
by Cameron Lee7 January 26, 2020
my alma mater...as long as i can remember, our slogan has been "welcome to Conestoga High School, where the grades are high, and the kids are higher." also known as Conestoners, and/or Stoga Stoners. i graduated a bit ago but still love that high school in Berwyn, PA, just outside of Philly. when i was there, there were literally no rules, the teachers were super chill, and everyone got along except for the silly fights. most of my fellow alumni are progressive and kind. idk what happened after i left, but when i was there, it was the best high school a lil stoner girl like me could ask for. go Pioneers, class of 2013!
"Oh you went to Stoga, as in Conestoga High School?! You guys really know how to get down. The last Stoga kid i met smoked all my weed and stole my ma's Oxy script! Best day i ever had."
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
"Oh, yeah, that was my friend Billy. Go Pioneers!!!"
"When did you graduate?"
"2013, before all that bs. when i went there, we respected each other. it was dope. and the drugs were everywhere and cheap affff. lotsa people brought weapons, including guns, to school. just how it was. sadly, most of my friends died from od's though. i almost did too."
"wow, idk if i coulda handled going there"
"you woulda liked it, trust me" *winks at nonexistent camera*
by schmokey February 3, 2021