The act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a shit. The purpose of the cone is three fold. First, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. Secondly, to enjoy your poop with out the fear of being intruded on. Thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to shit more the closer you get to the bathroom.
You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).
No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.
You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).
No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.
"I was going to go take a shit but I saw someone coning." "Are you kidding me? Did he just no-cone?"
by Coximus December 2, 2011
Metal cone that sits in the stem of a bong, you light the herb in the cone with a lighter keeping it lit while you pull air through the bong inhailing the smoke.
by Kitty-perv December 27, 2010
"Kate- stop being such a giant cone"
or simply as a last name if the coneyness is overwhelming, "Look- It's David Cone"
or simply as a last name if the coneyness is overwhelming, "Look- It's David Cone"
by Lauren of BHS :) July 8, 2003
A crack-head or junky. Its more likely used to describe a free loader or someone who always ask for things and they aint got no money...so you can say a junky
by Ashlee October 9, 2004
the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.
Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?
Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!
Guy 1: Oh well.
Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!
Guy 1: Oh well.
by darian felento December 28, 2011
1)to be jizzed all over...to be given a facial...as if taking a vanilla icecream cone and pushing and smothering someone in the face.
2) To completely outplay another team or person. to embarass the opposing team
2) To completely outplay another team or person. to embarass the opposing team
by xxxxxxxxxxx22222222222 February 27, 2009
The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.
by Keaijaf Iejsa May 7, 2008