A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.
Even if your partner isn't sleeping around, STDs can be passed through accidental passing of blood, etc. So no love without the glove! haha.
by chinarose June 27, 2004

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A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.
Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.
by Trademark98 March 14, 2012

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Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.
Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty
by Lu Lu Karie January 14, 2012

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Sex with a condom is not even sex.
When I use a condom I can't feel anything!
by A Bad Man2 November 25, 2010

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Is this French or something
So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French
by riplacapone August 18, 2016

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A type of object that is used to prevent from people having little kids running around
I wished I used a condom
I wish I had a condom 5 years ago
by Chuck Vanderchuck May 17, 2016

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A piece of latex that is put on man's penis to prevent a child and women who will steal your money for 18 years.
*people on mary*

woman: "he is yo child1 I am 5000% sure!
man: "he ain't mine, I was wearing a condom!"
woman: "you owe me some child support you deadbeat!"
mary: "in the case of the little baby, sir, you are not the father."
woman: *runs of stage crying*
by urbandictionarydefz March 28, 2011

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a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis
a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"
by mandi June 17, 2004

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