A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.
Even if your partner isn't sleeping around, STDs can be passed through accidental passing of blood, etc. So no love without the glove! haha.
by chinarose June 27, 2004
Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant
by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2005
a device used by a dude so that the chick he's fucking doesn't become pregnant, or STI infected.
Girl #1: What'd your mom say about you have sex with your boy last night?
Girl #2: She said. "Alright, make him use a condom."
by yourneighborlyrapist November 26, 2008
it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.
I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.
by jamie February 02, 2004
a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies
Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.
by Kristen H. April 15, 2008
A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!
Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)

Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
by gingerbread gal August 07, 2011
an important tool to pimps!!!
I felt like a pimp when i used a condom.
by malitia July 10, 2008
A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.
look at that kid with the bucket of water... quick get the Condom.
by T-o-m-i September 21, 2006

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