Condamentaphobia

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.

Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010