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Neco Coneco 

A fictional toy that appeared in the manga Azumanga Daioh. It often comes in the form of a small white kitten sitting on the head of a white cat, but also comes in different forms such as sleeping cats or Iriomote cats (An endangered species only found on the island of Iriomote in Japan) The character Sakaki is particularly fond of the brand.

The name "Neco Coneco" comes from the Japanese name, "Neko Koneko" which literally translates to "Cat Kitten." The romanization of its Japanese name also sounds like "Connected Cat."
Girl 1: I just love Neco Coneco! I wish they were real.....
Girl 2: Isn't that those cat dolls from Azumanga Daioh? It's a plush, right? Why don't you sew one?
Girl 1: That's a great idea! Too bad I can't sew....
Neco Coneco by Lentils. February 28, 2014
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Conchcocken 

The act of making love to a conch and having ones penis become lodged inside by a frightened animal
Bob was Conchcocken and lost half his dick.
Conchcocken by Sarcasm56 September 8, 2016

consecotaleophobia 

jake: ive consecotaleophobia
nehal: chopstick
jake: STFU
nehal: chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick
*jake has left the conversation*

consecotaleophobia 

Young Tatum was carried screaming from Wong's Chinese Eatery as her parents were stoned and had forgotten her intense fear of chopsticks.
consecotaleophobia by Otis O'Blyng January 26, 2004

Jose Conseco 

A person who fools everybody; a fake.
That dude was a Jose Conseco, he was never a homie from the beginning.
Jose Conseco by Dom Douangpanya September 20, 2009

Consecotaleophobia 

Toby: "Man, my girlfriend shit the bed last night!"
Mac: "Uhm, why's that?"
Toby: "She had a nightmare about chopsticks."
Mac: "...chopsticks?"
Toby: "...yeah. She has Consecotaleophobia."
Mac: "You shit your bed last night, didn't you?"

Concefocus

When a person takes 3 hours to make a “no-bakedessert for Christmas.
I can’t believe how long it’s taking, I just can’t conce…focus (concefocus)

-Katie
Maybe 5mg is a bit much for you
-MarkTheWise
Concefocus by MarkTheWise December 9, 2022