Top Definition
a sad little man who just needs a hug.
see that guy over there who's always surrounded by people but still feels alone? that's a conager.
by ?lolwut? July 24, 2013
a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).
Oh! would you look at that conager over there!

He is totally a fag.
by The Ultimate Thruster December 14, 2010
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