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When you get so fucked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd. "yo dude, datsik was so dope!"
"yeah man, did you hear that con-don got a con-job. he was so fucked up!" "what?! that lucky son of a bitch!" |
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| 2. | con-job | ||
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Getting a handjob while wearing a condom Dave: "Mate, how was last night?"
Mark: "Oh yeh it was amazing. Got me a con-job." |
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| 3. | foot job | ||
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matt got a foot job at camp during mexican night and he liked it and he tells people at school that his winky hangs to one side if he lays on his side! Tio Teo liked the caressing of his winky while getting a foot job!
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| 4. | a fiddle | ||
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it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con. bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.
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| 5. | geithnering | ||
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1. Robbing from the poor to give to the rich 2. Stealing from the people while telling them it is for their own good 3. Pulling a massive con job Madoff was small potatoes compared to the job the SecTreas does at geithnering.
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| 6. | snow job | ||
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Snow Job is a character from the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero toyline, comic books and cartoon series of the 1980s. He is the G.I. Joe team's original arctic trooper and debuted in 1983. His real name is, and his rank is that of staff sergeant E-6. Snow Job was born in West Rutland, Vermont.
Snow Job was a major Olympic Biathlon contender who enlisted for the special training and support privileges that the army gives to Olympic champions. It's been suggested that he got his nickname more from being a con artist than from his primary military specialty on the arctic ski patrol. He is competent with a rifle, and his secondary specialty is as a rifle instructor. Snow Job was featured in one of the series' famous "And Knowing Is Half the Battle" Public Service Announcements warning kids of the dangers of venturing out onto "frozen" ponds or lakes which may not be entirely frozen.
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| 7. | stunt | ||
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A 'Stunt' is a crime pulled by an individual, like dealing, purse snatching or car theft, something pulled solo. A 'Job' is a crime pulled off by a group, like a large armed robbery, home invasion or con.
One half-understood fifty song shouldn't dictate street slang. Jimmy's back stuntin' to pay the rent after that bank job fell through
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