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a crappy stationary shop that rips you off that is run by a freshie who is always on the fone and tries to talk about your family life and traumatises people who do work experiece there and if you steal from her the freshie bitch stands in the doorway and shouts indian swears like haram zada kutoo benchaud bitch
i h8 comstat
comstat by sunil April 29, 2004
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cumstation 

kum-steigh-shun; Noun;

Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.
Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?
cumstation by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008
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Posse Comitatus 

In English common law, the power of a county sheriff to enlist able-bodied citizens of the county to help him in the pursuit and arrest of a felon.
"Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both." (Title 18, Section 1385 of the United States Code)
(1) a structure you build in the strategy game Starcraft (communications satellite) that allows a player on one side to have a small portion of a darkened map location to be revealed for a time period; (2) to spy over a LAN game; (3) a cheating tactic employed during network or LAN game sessions; (3b) to clandestinely peek or have a friend peek over the shoulders of another player during a LAN game (especially in an internet/network gaming setup), usually to "reveal" the enemy player's location--such as the position of a hidden "colony" in strategy-type games or one's map location in a game such as Counterstrike--to gain unfair advantage.
Don't think I can't see you comsat my location! You've been peeking on my screen a billion times since we started playing.

Hey Larry, play fair, you wimp. Stop sending your comsat buddy here, pretending he's just watchin'.

Know what? That jerk who's watching you play earlier is actually a comsat from the other guild.
comsat by Raf Lopez December 28, 2007
A beyond comfortable state of mind wherein you become surrounded by warm thoughts, feelings, touch, and in some states, ecstasy.
Yo son, I'm mad comstable...
Comstable by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011

constating 

originating or establishing
A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.
constating by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005

Constatetle

To be combative yet cooperative in an indirect matter.
Boss: have you finished the run down yet?
Worker: well yeah kinda
Boss: you’re work effort today has been very Constatetle
Constatetle by Creativebenzz May 26, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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