The magical major where you have to write a program the night before it is due while your friends are playing poker and getting laid.
Forces you to take 3 semesters of calculus. This is not good.
I did fine in CS, but I failed calculus and lost my scholarship.
The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.
Computer major for
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer
Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
LA LA LA LA LA, I'm in computer science, I want to be a programmer, yeah, that's it school, rape my ass! Bastards.
Computer science is the study of the storage, transformation and transfer of information. The field encompasses both the theoretical study of algorithms (including their design, efficiency and application) and the practical problems involved in implementing them in terms of computer software and hardware.
Computer science has its roots primarily in the fields of electrical engineering (i.e., electronics), mathematics and linguistics. It is still a relatively young field, mainly because it was only about a half century ago that electronics technology became sufficiently advanced to allow the construction of even primitive electronic computing devices.
In computer science, scientists apply concepts and techniques of computation, algorithms and computer design to a specific problem.
The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.
Computer science raped my GPA
Is the in depth studies of the math and algorithms that are commonly used in computer systems and Computer Science will:
A) ruin your GPA...
B) make you hate your computer...
C) make your eyes bleed from reading too much code...
D) make you hate math and all things related to it...
F) not teach you how to make cool video games...
G) not teach you how to make neat animations...
H) teach you equations that hurt your head...
I) make you want to become a more violent person...
J) will make you gain weight from lack of movement...
K) ruin any chance of a college social life...
L) may be a cause of long term depression...
M) may make you suicidal!
Josie: "What the hell happened to Alex? I haven't seem him in THREE years!"
Johnnie: "He's right over there!"
Josie: "That fat pale guy with glasses? JESUS! THAT'S TERRIBLE! What happened to him?"
Johnny: "Yeah... Remember freshman year he decided to study Computer Science"
Josie: "OMG I would want to die!"
Johnnie: "Yeah... I think he might want to as well!"
self explanatory. you can major/minor in computer science in college and it's useful if you want to get a job later in life.
Computer science r0x0rz!