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compuberty 

1) when your computer gets a hard-drive.
2) when your computer grows hair around its openings.
3) when a nerd owns his first computer.
4) when your geek of friend grows hair on his balls
Hannah: Thats new.
Erik: What?
Hannah: You have hair on your balls now.
Erik: Yeah, I went through compuberty.

OR

Dude, I got a new 999TZ hard drive.
Sweet, you finally went through compuberty
compuberty by bargrish March 3, 2008
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compuberty 

When someone switches from a mac or windows machine to a linux.
To become a true hacker you must go through compuberty.
compuberty by A_sweetpotatoe November 25, 2016

Computerly challenged 

Describes people who are above the level of computer illiterate, but still have problems grasping basic functionality on a PC.
You have to unzip the file before you can open it! Oh my god mom, you're so computerly challenged.

Computery 

Of or relating to a person skill or lack there of in using a computer.
I don't know how to do that. I'm not very computery.
Computery by Docrock6 June 19, 2009

ComputerTech 

ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net).

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.
ComputerTech by IamFoxy January 7, 2022

computerly 

Relating to or involving the use of computers
He did the assignment in a computerly fashion
computerly by cheeser123123 October 16, 2008
A stray pubic hair found on the keyboard of Mac or PC.
Eww, I just found a compuber on my Macbook.

Dude! Is that your compuber? Oh sorry, it's just beard hair.

I was enjoying Disney sing-a-long videos on the internet and then noticed a long, kinky compuber on my keyboard. JASON!!!
compuber by matt densmore October 1, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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