compoopturd 

a shitty computer that goes slow all the time and pisses you off.

dude, this compoopturd is pissing me the fuck off.

compoopturd by fucktard3000 December 4, 2010

Compoopter 

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

Compoopter by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

Compoopter 

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music

Compoopter by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

compoopter 

A degrading term used to insult crashy computers. See computer.

GAH! Stupid freezing compoopter!

compoopter by Crys February 17, 2003