-You're so tall! Now all you need is some coordination and you could be the next Michael Jordan!
-Wow, that plastic surgery did wonders for you! Now all you need is a little nip tuck around the belly and youll be ready for swimsuit season!
- Person 1: Your recent weight gain really suits you!
Person 2: Uhm. Thanks for the compliment...or was that an insult?...wait a second! Why did you just give me a compliminsult?!?