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complicautious 

A cross between 'complicated' and 'to be treated with caution'.
It is to be used for something that is considered confusing, complicated or really weirdly-annoying but that must be kept secretive or told to people cautiously for fear of what might get spread.
cautious complicated
"Why do you want to dump him?"
"Its complicautious, so don't tell anyone, ok?"
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Complicationship 

When a couple goes from "In a relationship" to "It's complicated". They are broken up but miss eachother enough to consider dating again if they both get their shit together.
The two lovebirds had a hard time living together as a couple so they broke up and are now in a complicationship.
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Complicationship 

Derived from the 'It's complicated' relationship option on Facebook. People who are not quite sure whats happening between them are in a complicationship.
Gossip 1: I've seen Dave and Clare together a lot recently. Are they going out?
Gossip 2: Don't think so. They're just in a complicationship.

Complicationship 

A complicationship is when two people want to be in a relationship, act in ways that are indicative of a relationship, but still have separate life issues that prevent an actual relationship from occurring. This can be between two people who have never been in a relationship, or if the two were previously in a relationship, and are trying to potentially revisit it.

relationship complicated
Those two seem like they want to date, but with so much going on in their lives, right now it’s just a complicationship
Complicationship by Zenologia October 1, 2019
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026