complicautious

A cross between 'complicated' and 'to be treated with caution'.
It is to be used for something that is considered confusing, complicated or really weirdly-annoying but that must be kept secretive or told to people cautiously for fear of what might get spread.
cautious complicated
"Why do you want to dump him?"
"Its complicautious, so don't tell anyone, ok?"
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