Commuting the Bakerloo line 

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.

Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

Commuting the Bakerloo line by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008

aerobic commuting 

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.

My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.

aerobic commuting by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010

bed-a-commuting 

The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.

I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.

bed-a-commuting by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009

committing the robbery 

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date

Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

fist pump jersey shore GTL

committing the robbery by a&p hustla March 12, 2010

Communigger 

Derogatory, used to describe a communist of African descent. See nigger.

Chris Hani (Leader of the South African Communist Party) is a communigger.

Communigger by Sleepychemist March 14, 2018

clown computing 

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

clown computing by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Cloud Computing 

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.

I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.

Cloud Computing by xelanil March 21, 2011