People believe that communism is not having to work for your money. This is wrong, a Communist State is when people are forced to work for their Government. They get paid through distributed food and get given a house. Most houses are not much different in communism everyone has the same thing. Most telecom is disabled so you cannot have communication with other country's to know wether or not their is a better country out their. So the only thing you were born with and know is Communism.
United Soviet Socialist Republic (U.S.S.R) Communist
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People who took the teachings of socialism too far, and too a point where it was so restrictive they were unable to install a democracy and had to combine the socialist system with a dictatorship.
Assorted Revolutionaries: Lets Make a Socialist state!
All: OK!
All: Oops!!!
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A Communist is a person who believes in Communism. Where everything (mostly land and money) is equally distributed among the people and everyone is equal (no racial discrimination). Many people believe that all Communists are atheists but this NOT TRUE, some are highly spirtually.
The former U.S.S.R was a Communist country.
Lenin and Stalin were two Communists.
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You are automatically one if you express any opposition towards the British National Party, however large or small your opposing oppinion may be.
BNP supporter: All muslims are terrorists. All blacks are criminals. Keep Britain white.

Average Joe: I dont agree with what your saying, and most blacks and muslims i know are very friendly and law abiding, i think your just racist.

BNP supporter: HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH THE BNP! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ANYWAY? YOU ARE BLATANTLY AN ANTI BRITISH, RACE TRADING, COMMUNIST, SOCIALIST, MARXIST, ANARCHIST, MUSLIM LOVING, TERRORIST. AND YOUR PROBABLY A PAEDOPHILE TOO.

Average Joe: Yeah, whatever you say, prick.
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(Rare): Person who strongly believes in the Policies of Communism, such as Lenin or Marx.

(Uncommon): Some bored, computer addicted Aryan who read a 2 paragraph definition of communism, and now wants the whole world to convert to it, by saying "Peace, justice, and freedom" on the internet. An example are Liberals or Democrats.

(Common): Some 13-25 year old dude who saw a video of a parade from the Soviet Union on youtube, and now goes to school wearing a Che Shirt. Such as Sam Webb or Andres.
Communists, Rare, Uncommon or common, are all a bunch of crazy Mo- Fos.
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Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).

Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?

What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
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Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
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Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".
Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!
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The follower of an ideology based on the premise that there should be state control over the means of production. This means that all farms and factories henceforth belong to the government. Private property is also abolished. This means everything you own now belongs to the state. While this system breeds ]corruption], as a few men are left to handle the resources of an entire nation, this system still sees its fair share of supporters in the west. Perhaps the most prominent communist regime was the Soviet Union, widely known for its corrupt political system, and tendency to machine gun its own people.

Communists claim to follow the ideals set forth by Karl Marx. however, Marx's ideas were very vague, so this led to spin offs from his original idea. Leninism, Stalinism, and Maoism are perhaps the three biggest break-offs from the original ideas of Marx.

While there have been claims that "Communism hasn't been implemented properly," such claims have not stood up to the test of time. Giving a small group of elites control of a nation will always lead to a dictatorship.
Communist: "Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains!"
Worker: Sounds good! Where do I start?
Communist: Well for starters, I need all your possessions.

Worker: Wait? what???
Communist: You must share your wealth for the common good Comrade!
Worker: Is that all?
Communist: Well... I also need you to do backbreaking work at the factory tomorrow.

Worker: And if I don't?
Communist: Then you are an enemy of the state. You will be tried, and executed.
Worker: What are my rights?

Communist: Rights? Rights are capitalist propaganda comrade!
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