one who follows a political philosophy otherwise known as marxism which sought to create a society in which people geared their lives towards the benefit of the community as a whole as oppose to yourself. communism has been bastardized over the years, and an extremeley comon misconception has risen in which people view other philosophies such as stalinism, maoism, trotskyism, bolshevism etc. to be communism when in truth they are seperate systems that used communism as the carrot on a stick of political oppresion to consolodate their power. while the philosophy in itself is a noble venture, people as of now are not ready to embrace it, as they tend to posess all the metality and goodwill of a spoiled two year old. it is also worth noting that communism is socialism, but socialism is not communism
if marx was alive during the "communist" revolutions and governemtns, he would of been pissed off to see the very thing he opposed oppress the people while stealing his name in order to justify it
by wwwwoooooooo! September 09, 2006
Usually used when one dislikes or disagrees with something.
Me: My boss is making me work on Christmas...

Friend: Dude, that's fucking communist!

or

Me: My school doesn't get Thanksgiving off...

Friend: WTF? Your school must be communist!
by CrustyGibs November 21, 2010
Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.
Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it.
Lenin: Sure. (For now).
by Dick Splash September 07, 2003
A Communist is a person who believes in Communism. Where everything (mostly land and money) is equally distributed among the people and everyone is equal (no racial discrimination). Many people believe that all Communists are atheists but this NOT TRUE, some are highly spirtually.
The former U.S.S.R was a Communist country.
Lenin and Stalin were two Communists.
by RedRussian December 18, 2009
an optimist
People say that communism would never work because they have no hope or they like to exploit the lower class. A communist believes in a perfect world.
by just maybe May 20, 2008
a term used by the Vietnamese Federation of San Diego and other fanatical former South Vietnam veterans to slander, insult, accuse, demean, put down anyone else whom they hate and with whom they disagree with.

a curse word equivalent in intensity to the "f" word
the Vietnamese language classes taught in American universities are led by communist instructors.

Young community leaders are all communists.

If you do charity work in Vietnam, you are a communist.

Your grandfather's neighbor's cousin's baby-sitter was a vietcong, so you're a communist.

You painted the yellow flag with 3 red stripes onto the bottom of a wash basin as an artistic gift to your mother, you are a communist.

The rich businesses are the communists.

The Vietnam Reform Party, VietTan is communist
by VietFed April 23, 2009
A derogative term used after the collapse of the Berlin Wall and the changes in the former East Bloc countries to offend
supporters of the old regime and the members of the renamed Socialist Party in these states.
Hey, go talk this shit to your old lady, you nasty communist!
by Hari Popov November 20, 2007
A naughty little linux-using vegetarian who has a hard time controlling the ball in ping-pong.
As his concentration was diverted from the ping-pong paddle to the piece of banana bread in his other hand, his opponent, with his superior backhand, gave him one of his signature slices. The communist, with particles of banana spewing from his mouth, attempted, but to no avail, to return the deadly shot. Embarrassed and humiliated, the only consolation that he could take from this crucial match was that instead of missing the ball entirely, he did an "Andrew", which means accidentally hitting the ball under the table.

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