Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.
Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
by Poopsoda16 May 9, 2011
This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.
by Princess Yolanda Katinka III May 29, 2006
Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.
"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."
by devilreyes February 21, 2007
by Die Anderen September 18, 2010
The term First Communion is used commonly in Correctional institutions. First Communion is when an inmate has his virginity taken for the first time.
by Bubba Prison ID: CZ9349 May 31, 2012
This is how people say “Until next time” on Earth-19 (The Flash) according to H.R Wells, the doppelgänger of Harrison Wells. (The gif is a picture of Harrison Wells/H.R Wells)
by H.R Wells Twin December 5, 2019
I had to take my birth control at 8:00am Sunday. It was a good after communion snack. -Daddy Ace/Kellie T
by Daddy Ace February 20, 2021