aerobic commuting 

An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.

My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.

aerobic commuting by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 19, 2010

Commoogling 

Commoogling: Verb (present continuous form)

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Commingling - to mix together, to blend, to make into on 'body'
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Online activity i.e. Commingling Online = Commoogling

One of those fun words to say to describe:

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1. when people come together to form an online community

2. mixing will all kinds of people in chat rooms

3. blending life on and offline

A group of ten people were in chat rooms commoogling all night long.

Commoogling by MartinSherv September 12, 2012

bed-a-commuting 

The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.

I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.

bed-a-commuting by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009

Communing 

Another word for tuning because tuning is cringe af. The stage before dating someone.

"OMG Josh and I are communing!"

Communing by vjhvghv;jvhjvi;vyilvylv May 2, 2020

compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.

The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.

compulingus by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Commuting the Bakerloo line 

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.

Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

Commuting the Bakerloo line by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008

Commaging

A person who smells, or sniffs dead people's farts.

-"Where was Dirty Dave last night Bill?" "He was commaging in the morgue of course." "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

-"Have you heard of this new trend that's been happening"? "What the atkins diet?" "No smelling dead people's farts...... you know, commaging."

-"Ahhhh, don't you just love your own brand of farts?" "No, I prefer dead people's."

Commaging by Zebraman September 17, 2007