commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.

Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.

by luscious rolls and large nubs December 1, 2015