commodify 

verb
To turn into a commodity; has a dehumanizing effect.

Prostitution commodifies women's bodies.

Dating shows commodify people and relationships.

As soon as I get out of college, the capitalist system will commodify my knowledge.

commodify by euphoniouseyes April 14, 2008

Commodity Body 

A term used on Indian reservations to denote a person who is extremely overweight. Obesity is quite common on American Indian reservations due largely in part to the consumption of monthly USDA commodities under the Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations (FDPIR) for low-income American Indian households.

Hey Delbert, look at that fry bread girl….she has a major commodity body! I would love to snag her for the 49!

Commodity Body by Puffy Face Grace July 7, 2008

Commodious Trough 

The act in which an individual is able to hold a greater volume in their mouth than any of their friends and or acquaintances.

"Did you see Janna did the chubby bunny challenge with her friends." Said Mark, " Yeah, she was able to hold 6 more marshmallows in her mouth than any other, the Commodious Trough." Replied Elijah, in a frustrated yet aroused tone.

Commodious Trough by Vanger55 July 6, 2018

negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.

All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.

negative-commodity by Baron Neville October 1, 2016

Hot commodity 

Hot commodity: someone who is hot at the moment and everyone wants to get with

Sarah is such a hot commodity right now, all the boys want her

Hot commodity by YEETUSSKEETUS95 August 31, 2018

commodian 

a person who always tells crappy jokes, usually at the most inopportune time.

Steevus always tries to humor us, but he always ends up sounding like a commodian.

commodian by joel blatnicky July 30, 2007

commodian 

Someone who excels at toilet humor.

That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!

commodian by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019