commie cap 

A hat worn by Russians, usually made of fur, and has ear-covers; cylinder-ish shape fur cap.

"Commie caps are warm, but if you wear one people'll think you're a commie...that's sad because they look so cool. Imagine how warm they keep your head too."
-me

commie cap by Dave April 16, 2004

Commie-Capitalism

By 2017, Commie-Capitalism has become the entrenced, dominant political and economic system in China, Russia, Vietnam, Cuba and a few other countries who identify themselves as socialist republics or communist states. Economic growth via state-controlled capitalism is the primary feature of the dominant political/ecomonic class in these countries, not formal socialism or communism.

Soon after her retirement from decades of diplomatic duties in socialist and communist countries, she committed a faux pas by identifying them all as forms of Commie-Capitalism.

Commie-Capitalism by Inbothhemispheres July 30, 2017

commiecal 

Of or relating to a leftist statement that is so preposterous that it causes outburst of laughter among all but true believers.

The president’s statement about the stimulus plan creating or saving 2 million jobs was so commiecal that I thought I would never stop laughing.

The president’s statement about doctors performing needless foot amputations for fun and profit was the most commiecal statement of the ongoing health care debate.

commiecal by skhicks February 9, 2010

Commit a crime against capitalism 

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.

Commit a crime against capitalism by Uncle Dimma November 26, 2022