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Comically Large Spoon
A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.
Comically Large Spoon by Bukas July 13, 2020
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ComicsGate
ComicsGate is a GamerGate style consumer revolt within the Comic Book Industry, that was sparked by industry insiders brushing aside their own consumer base. They engaged in SJW tactics like block chains, the push of propaganda, people being fired for political views, tampering with comic book classics, etc. Dismissing their own consumers, & their concerns (valid or otherwise) with bland accusations of discrimination. When you push your own consumers this way they grow increasingly frustrated & understandably bitter for this mistreatment. So they banded together & talked about this occasionally. Which eventually lead to the start of ComicsGate.
Fans: " i just don't understand why the classic characters we love so much were replaced, why are they all gender-bent all of a sudden?"
Industry insider: "Stop criticizing that! That's racist!"
Fans: "...Wait what? How?"
Industry insider: Help! Were being attacked!
Fans: "What? What did we do??"
Industry insider: block*
(rinse & repeat, until...)
Fans: Ok! that's it! We've had enough! #comicsgate!
Industry insider: "Stop criticizing that! That's racist!"
Fans: "...Wait what? How?"
Industry insider: Help! Were being attacked!
Fans: "What? What did we do??"
Industry insider: block*
(rinse & repeat, until...)
Fans: Ok! that's it! We've had enough! #comicsgate!
ComicsGate by Damien Poe Rocks February 17, 2018
Comically Large Spoon
Transcript of the "Comically Large Spoon" Vine:
King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.
Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.
King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
King Bach:
I unceremoniously salute you, o closely associated individual of mine. It is within my best interest that I request you wherethrough I may have the chance to acquire access to this non-atomically-active food known as a dessert, herewithin this relatively large device, known commonly as a refrigerator, of whose function is to preserve common consumables, to grant access for the aforementioned purpose. I give this statement in good faith that I become a holder of access to the consumable.
Bach's friend:
O closely related individual, I shalt grant you a right to access to the sweetened product under one, only one, and exactly one condition: you, aforementioned individual, and the listeners of this message, are to remove and consume the quantity of confectionary coolant that which does not transcend that of which would be able to reside therewithin a traditional dining equipment which is similar to a bowl, and which, is commonly known as a spoon. I expect you, the individual I am referring to, act in a way such that the aforementioned terms and conditions are not broken, thereby keeping our trust within each other remain intact.
King Bach, who had extended and contracted multiple muscles of his to make a look of one who has surpassed another, conveniently obtains a comedically tremendous dining utensil, wherewith he, King Bach, obtains access to any coveted cooling confectionary he would desire.
Comically Large Spoon by NIGGArchitect November 9, 2020
Comic Book Cast
Comic Book Cast by arkham knight January 26, 2015
C-Section Comics
1. A webcomic with gag comics and cartoons covering important topics like how women choose their underwear, how smartphone users see each other and the various people you'd meet in urinals. It's a comic known for drawing men hairy and women with huge boobs. Also spelled csectioncomics, csection comics or just csection.
2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas
2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas
1. "Hey, did you check today's c-section comics?"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"
2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"
2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"
C-Section Comics by maili December 15, 2013
boomer comic
a very short comic strip on a newspaper made by old people for old people.
its major meaning is to make jokes about millennials, young kids, cellphones, or any minority (LGBT+, liberals, etc). instead of adapting to modern life and growing as a society boomers poke fun, complain, and get overly angry about the changes in society. one way they distract themselves with the fake that the world of changing is by making comics in a disgusting drawing style, mostly with pear-shaped heads and big noses, making fun of everyone other than themselves.
its major meaning is to make jokes about millennials, young kids, cellphones, or any minority (LGBT+, liberals, etc). instead of adapting to modern life and growing as a society boomers poke fun, complain, and get overly angry about the changes in society. one way they distract themselves with the fake that the world of changing is by making comics in a disgusting drawing style, mostly with pear-shaped heads and big noses, making fun of everyone other than themselves.
ACTUAL BOOMER COMIC
two boys in a kid's library
(some books behind them are: Harry Potter and the climate change deniers, growing up in a world run by corporations, and a kids guide to propaganda)
(BOY1 is holding a Dr Seuss book upside down)
BOY2: I think those are broken websites. No matter how many times you click the pictures, nothing happens.
two boys in a kid's library
(some books behind them are: Harry Potter and the climate change deniers, growing up in a world run by corporations, and a kids guide to propaganda)
(BOY1 is holding a Dr Seuss book upside down)
BOY2: I think those are broken websites. No matter how many times you click the pictures, nothing happens.
boomer comic by wrgbvrr December 8, 2019