Columbian Drug Deal

You fuck somebody up the ass with a condom on, cum in the condom, and then pull out and leave the condom in.

You know how druggies keep drugs hidden up their asses in condoms or bags. The columbian drug deal does just that.

Columbian Drug Deal by Ken Knight January 3, 2008

Columbian Dick Tie 

When you slice the nut sack open and pull the dick through the scrotum in a means of torture.

Also known as the Epstein Neck Tie 😁

I gave that child molester and Columbian Dick Tie.

Columbian Dick Tie by Bottom surgery July 21, 2019

columbian drag race 

When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.

"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"

"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"

"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"

columbian drag race by Saltonic Drinks January 12, 2009

Columbian Dust Storm 

The act of licking your thumb and dipping it into cocaine and shoving your thumb up a female's ass right as they're about to shit

My boyfriend wanted to try something new so he decided to do a Columbian Dust Storm after getting an 8 ball of yola

Columbian Dust Storm by BallbusterMcgee93 June 30, 2021

Columbian dynamo 

The sexual act of shoving a lit cigar into someone's anus, followed by smoking it, still jammed in their colon.

Suzie gave me a Columbian dynamo for my birthday, and it felt really good after the wounds healed up.

Columbian dynamo by Captain FunkBox November 28, 2009

Columbian Doctor 

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.

Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"

Columbian Doctor by TRPooper September 4, 2011

Columbian Drugmule 

a sexual act of pouring cola in yo homies ass; sticking your cock in his anal region, sucking the coke out of his ass, and spitting it in his nose

Gave Terry the “Columbian Drugmule” last night, he did the alaskan spit dragon on me later that day.

Columbian Drugmule by BigChuckmcCluck December 13, 2021