columbian having reference to a country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs
puppies having reference to the search dogs are too dumb to find the drugs they are supposed to find
columbian puppes- hiding drugs in shady areas such as secret compartments, bathrooms, shoes, cars, back rooms that are sound proof, etc.

"would you like to buy a gram of columbian puppies?"
"get the columbian puppies from the secret compartment"
"want to go smoke a couple columbian puppies with me?"
by erik fucking norton April 25, 2009
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The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.
Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D
by Formal Member of the KKK March 24, 2015
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