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An arrogant self entitled doucher who will let you know at every opportunity they are "colorado native". Hates texans due to texans being their main competition in the running for gayest amount of state pride. Typically found driving a Subaru with a mountain bike rack on it.
Dude, I'm a colorado native, go back to Texas.
by Thedrewski February 18, 2014

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