A very sad, depressing person to be around. Often has murderous tendancies to his "friends" for no real reason, usually due to running out of fruit pastilles too quickly. May or may not be a cannibal
Seán: Hey Rob, have you seen that really Colo guy?
Rob: Didn't you hear, William knocked his Fruit Pastilles out of his hand, so he took out an Uzi and killed everyone. Then he ate their livers.