Tastes like college

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.

Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?

by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2011

It Smells Like College

What old people say when they smell weed.

You walk out of a fish bowled apartment directly into one of you neighbors who proceeds to exclaim "It smells like college".

by injektilo* July 25, 2009

Tastes like college

a term used when calling something shitty, it doesn't even have to describe a drink.

Casey: Dude the cops just busted my party.
Andy: That sucks
Casey: Yeah, "Tastes like College"

by 1234567898765432123234 February 8, 2010

It Smells Like College

An uber-alcoholic drink mixed from the last dregs and drops of various bottles in the liquor cabinet, flavored with fruit juice, soda, and other flavorings added in an attempt to make it drinkable. The sole purpose of the drink is to get plowed.

Todd: Dude, taste this! It's an old family sangria recipe.
Scott: (sniff) What the crap, dude! It smells like college! I almost puked in the cup!

by et_corde July 5, 2010