College Student 

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

College Student by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011

College Student 

A machine that turns coffee into essays, charts, and various equations depending on its major.

I need a college student to crank out a theorem by monday morning.

College Student by chemmjr April 13, 2010

New Mexican college student

It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.

"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."

New Mexican college student by Penny Faye October 22, 2011

College student 

Those that not only sell their bodies at night but also their brains by day

College student: "Plebecite, I go to Harvard"

Random Pedestrian: "Must be a tough life huh?"

College student by ivytrash October 20, 2008

B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome)

A college student who has no job and goes through the STRUGGLE when they ain got no money.

Im a college student and I suffer from B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome).

B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome) by bria23 December 10, 2018

professional college student 

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

professional college student by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

chirpy college student 

A very cheerful student who makes a room all brightened up

Vannessa was a chirpy college student when she made everyone laugh

chirpy college student by tlaiynldoaruer May 13, 2017