College Park High School 

Rival to the Woodlands High School and Oak RIdge. Mostly white kids and a very tough academic environment. The pep rallies are lame and there is no school spirit whatsoever. If you aren't in the Academy of Science and Technology, good luck because you're on your own. Nothing interesting happens here, except redneck hicks chewing tobacco and students getting caught having sex. The assistant principals' sole purpose is to dress code people and just give you a hard time. The school food is shit, so if you don't want explosive diarrhea or dysentery, bring a lunch. The teachers are ehh, the football team sucks, and the school has of lot of cliques. There is a self-titled "Relevant Group" that only consists of football players and cheerleaders. Also, if you want drugs, they are readily available through the Mexican 'gangs'.

Person 1: Hey, you know that school College Park High School?

Person 2: The one with 3,000 white kids, 900 Mexicans, and 100 black kids? It sucks!

Person 1: At least it's not as snobby as the Woodlands High School.

Person 2: Yeah, those people are asses.

College Park High School by woodlands inhabitant October 9, 2016

College Park High School 

Definitely not as bad as The Woodlands High School or Oak Ridge High School, and better than its feeder middle school Knox Junior High....but still pretty bad.

"What school do you go to?" "Oh I go to College Park High School..."
Person In District: "Aww lucky, I go to Oak Ridge High School!"
Person Out of District: "Ew, that craphole..."

College Park High School by totallychris May 23, 2019

College park high school 

Shitty ass school, half the school is emo

College park high school makes me want to fucking kill myself

College park high school by Skylar Wals November 22, 2016

College Park High School 

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

College Park High School by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023

College park highschool

Half the school is emo half of the girls are lesbian and you get dress coded everyday also football team suck go cp

College park highschool is a fuckin horrible place of night mares and college prep

College park highschool by Hoodlands kid af February 23, 2018