De-college-a-find-ed 

A facebook phenomenon where college bound high school students change their facebook names so that colleges where they have applied to will not be able to correctly find or identify them, subsequently avoiding any chances of the interception of innapropriate behavior/pictures/conversations which may make a college defer the individuals application.

Mindy: Hey man I looked for you on Facebook last night but I couldn't find you..

Dirk: Oh yeah I de-college-a-find-ed myself cause I just sent in all my applications and I didn't want them finding the pictures from Wednesday night.

Mindy: Yea... I guess doing a goat and then posting up the pictures tagged as your baaaahhh-yfriend IS pretty fucked up.

De-college-a-find-ed by SlappyKielbasa January 13, 2010

college education 

Something most people can't afford

Person A: Why are you in so much debt?
Person B: I wanted a college education.

college education by Katie Hill January 21, 2008

college education 

Something the majority of people don't have. They should though.. Unless you're smart enough to become rich without one.

M. Rehmeyer felt like such a failure as of a man with no college education. How sad.

college education by error345 February 12, 2008

San pedro college basic education department 

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.

"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."

San pedro college basic education department by ilikemilo October 8, 2021

Edgewood College 

The college attended by people who like to say they go to school in Madison, Wisconsin, but were unable to actually get into the real deal. They use phrases like "I'm partyin' in Mad-town," and "I love going to school in Madison," but inside, feel a deep sense of inadequacy.

Edgewoodian: "I love partying in Madison."
Passerby: "You go to school there? Go Bucky!!!!"
Edgewoodian: "No, I go to Edgewood College."
Passerby: "Oh. Well then." {walks away}

Edgewood College by Buckysbff December 17, 2010

edgewater college 

A game on ROBLOX that is very boring. All you do is re in act your boring school life but in a game full of admin abusers and noobs.

Jim: Hey, you coming to edgewater college?

Bob: Nah, too many noobs

edgewater college by BlahJason February 11, 2017

Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.

Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.

Collegedale Police by Proud Tennessean July 18, 2009