Colleened 

When an alluring and luscious girl seduced you with her irresistible confidence, taste for danger, and captivating personality only to leave you, after an erotic one night stand filled with flawless pleasures and ultimate spank-bank material, with a hang over, a pre-rolled joint next to a pair of sultry black lace panties (she left both behind), one picture of her on your digital camera so sexy it would make the pope sin from burning loins, and a lifetime of self-hatred for not getting her last name and cell number.

Holy shit...the girl i hooked up with last night totally Colleened me! Picture and all!!!

I'm taking the girl of my dreams home with me right now, lets hope to all that is holy i don't get Colleened. I never want to let this girl go!!!

I need to meet a hott girl named Colleen so i can get Colleened

Colleened by JizzyStizzy October 5, 2009

colleenism

Any of the wonderful sayings remembered and repeated by Colleen and friends of Colleen.

Colleenism "I'm gonna punch your face off"

colleenism by DFZ123 October 14, 2012

Colleened 

When someone finds out that their friend is trying to hook up with their sister.

1) Calvin got colleened.
2) Calvin got majorly colleened.
3) John.

Colleened by TDAAWWGG July 11, 2010

Colleenitis 

A disease one can obtain when they’ve been friend zoned/ best friend zoned and still led on by the same Person. This disease is commonly found in the middle/high-school age groups

“Bro she said she loves me and then went out with another guy, I don’t know what to say”

“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”

Colleenitis by JustAManWithARocketLauncher August 21, 2020

colleenie 

the most awsomemazing person ever! with that nice ass that peeks from the bottom of her shorts! she is finger lickin good!!

i am colleenie and i am the shit

colleenie by cutiejami October 22, 2008

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner 

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

Colleened 

The act of providing oral sex without getting any in return.

I gave a guy a blow job last night and he totally colleened me.

Colleened by Tubbytron July 12, 2017