A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..
Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block
by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022
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