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Accidentally sitting on the toilet lids with your bare buttcheeks.
On phone

Caleb:I am. going to the bathroom
Alex: ok

Caleb: woa gees
Alex: what what????
Caleb: I just sat bare on the toilet lid
Alex: hehehehehe that's called coldcheeking

Caleb: ok?
by Toby Joe Turner July 07, 2014

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