by Fuel483slow June 6, 2022
Coffee steeped in room-temp or cold water, normally drank by trendy douchebags who think they're better than everyone else.
Look at chad over there sipping his cold-brew like a douchebag. It's just iced coffee, get over yourself.
by imupset August 1, 2019
“Did you hear cold brew is slanging?”
“Yeah nosh... still didn’t stop his girlfriend from cheating though, such DH”
“Yeah nosh... still didn’t stop his girlfriend from cheating though, such DH”
by ShulzeTouchedMe July 17, 2021
A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.
I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 5, 2019
When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.
I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.
by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021
When that cold brew hits it hits hard like really hard harder than a bull when its balls get squeezed
by Troy46930473 December 6, 2020
by Br0cc0liR0b October 18, 2022