cokinthmout 

Is an interjection used in one of 3 circumstances:

a) refuting an interruption
b) when you interrupt someone 'chatting shit'
c) when you accidently get involved in a conversation you either
i) know nothing about
or ii) have misunderstood the conversation
and when they ask you to explain your actions: cokinthmout
cokinthmout is always followed by 'exactly'

Failure Patrick: So you see we will be far better off if, rather than adopt the proposal by Mr Jones, we adopt my proposal
which is to cut our advertising budget on TV and radio media, but instead employ a skilled team of internet-junkies
to create a viral video which will spread the name of our product far faster and wider than any of the traditional media
It will also be far cheaper and actually become a self-feeding form of advertising, known as a 'meme'

Mr Jones: Yeah but, cokinthmout

Failure Patrick: Huh?

Mr Jones: Exactly!

cokinthmout by cokinthmout October 7, 2010

Cockinthemouth 

1. (Noun) A derivative of the term “Blowjob.” Popular amongst “Tendersluts” – whore wannabe’s.

2. (Verb) to stuff ones’ mouth with excessive chicken (commonly used amongst pre-schoolers)

Person 1: I love Cool Whip.
Person 2: No you don’t slut! That white stuff’s from cockinthmouth!!!

Cockinthemouth by Cockinthemouth (Coqkendamouth) June 4, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012