That 10-13 year old chubby bastard at the old Yankee Stadium who sucks and chugs bottles of 20 oz coke but can never seem to finish it. The bottle compresses while chugging cause he doesn't have a clue what he's doing. His teeth are brown and separated (since he hasn't gotten braces yet) and he's usually looking behind him wondering where his chicken fingers are.
by Bicentennial Man October 7, 2014