Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'

Coke-can Bandit by BDAdmin March 24, 2009

Diet Coke Condom 

When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.

The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.

Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.

Diet Coke Condom by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

coke can pipe 

a way to smoke weed. first, take any normal can, and make a bend in it halfway through, steep enough to hold weed in it. then, with a knife, make 3 slits in the can and place the weed there. take a lighter, light the weed, and place your mouth on the hole you would usually drink from. inhale

we didnt have a piece so we made a coke can pipe

coke can pipe by froobinator September 10, 2006

coke clap 

A single self-congratulatory clap expressing extreme satisfaction made during a period of extreme emotional intensity, especially whilst under the influence of the drug cocaine.

He pumped his fist in the air, shouted "hell yeah, brother!" and did a coke clap

coke clap by rollinghome July 14, 2020

Coke Cancel 

When you have to cancel your next days activities because you did too much coke the night before.

I had to coke cancel my brunch plans for today

Coke Cancel by Okkkkk123 September 1, 2018

Coke Call 

A call made because of the increased socialability and excitement brought on through the use of cocaine or other uppers. Similar to a drunk dial in nature, but more volatile due to the stimulating and mood altering effect of the drug.

The coke call turned ugly when Cokie began to list the shades of red he knew.

A:"You called me at four in the morning. You had better be bleeding."
Cokie McGee:"Evernoticehowmanyshadesofredthereare? I know 26! Red, rose, ruby, rust..."
A:"You're speeding. I'm sleeping. Don't coke call me if you aren't sharing, Sketch!
Cokie McGee:"*crying* I'LL STEAL YOUR BABY!"

Coke Call by Schwagy February 12, 2009

coke can clan 

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

coke can clan by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008