2. The flagship drink of the evil Southern empire "Coca Cola". Consumed to no end by uneducated hicks who wonder why all their teeth have rotted away by their mid-20s even though they drink like 10 gallons of the sugary shit every fucking day.
Redneck who lives in a trailer, and has no teeth: "Hey thar, yall wanna coke?"
Anyone with good taste and a brain: "No thank you, kind sir. I prefer the superior taste and quality of Pepsi."