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1.
An obsequious grovelling toerag who has their brown nose up the "coit" (arsehole") of a person in authority. Derived from the fact that dogs always sniff coits.
I was put on detention because that filthy little coitdog dobbed me in.
by Alfonso of Fyshwick March 29, 2006

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