cockpunch

a punch to someones groin area

Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch

cockpunch by richard taylor April 25, 2003

cornpuncher 

An annoying person. Someone who is acting in an obnoxious or irritating manner.

Who are all of these cornpunchers blocking the entrance?

cornpuncher by Renzo66 January 16, 2021

Cockpunch

Not just a word, but a way of life.

Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.

Cockpunch by JReid July 26, 2009

clitpunch 

the physical act of punching a girl square in the clitoris.

I clitpunched the shit out of Sarah

clitpunch by joe111111 July 22, 2006

Clownpunching 

Noun - Choking the chicken. Masturbating (masculine).

I can't believe that clownpunching wasn't defined!

example: Did you see Cory the other day? Man, what a clownpuncher (present tense proper)

example 2: Kevin was clownpunching in the gym locker room!

Clownpunching by NE14A69noone November 13, 2011

cockpunch

A closed fist hitting of the male genitalia, meant to evoke surprise and/or pain.

Dave Haldane was not prepared for the extreme cockpunching he would receive for not giving Rachel a part in school's production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

cockpunch by Johnny Hops May 4, 2005

cockpunch

The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.

puncher: hey dude, guess what?
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!

cockpunch by xphilcf297x July 14, 2009