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is a person or subject that engages in the act of forcibly ejecting saliva or other body substances from there own body and getting the substance to land back on themselves . The act is often done to get rid of unwanted or foul-tasting substances, only to then coat or paste themselves with the body substance. It is currently considered rude and a social taboo in many parts of the world.
If you spuge on yourself you are a real Chootz... eg Mark!!! you are a fu@#ing Chootz
Chootz by Joe Goldberg October 10, 2020

Cohooting 

(v.): To plan or plot together with one or more people; To be in cohoots;
We are cohooting together to prank Dwight
Cohooting by sameach18 February 22, 2011
Means "ok" or an expression of excitement. A variation of "shoots", more commonly used in urban Hawai'i. Originated from a boy on the island of Oahu in 2004. Hawaiians use it as well as "koots" as an expression of excitement.
--"Like go beach?"
--"Chootz bra, we go! I'm down!"
chootz by hawaiianSOLJAH May 13, 2005

cohoozeled 

When someone is tricked into something they dont want to do
Oh crap he cohoozeled me into doing this!
cohoozeled by wat the micah? May 31, 2011

cohootian 

Noun:
a)Cohootian- someone who assists in a plot/someone who helps someone commit a crime.
b)Cohootian- someone who collaborates with an enemy occupying force/someone who betrays his country by committing treason.
c)Cohootian- an associate in an activity or endeavor or sphere of common interests.

synonyms: collaborator, partner in crime, accessory, quisling.
the girl who committed the crime had a cohootian waiting in the get away car.
cohootian by mmarie June 19, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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