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native to the congo the cogeybear eats purple leaves and brake lights for breakfast. ending the day with a long nap and yummy flesh for supper. capable of attacking with one eye shut and only two toes it is considered a rare danger in its hometown. and its fast reproduction is making the cogeybear mildly pest-like. so please feel free to steal some uni-gendered cogeybears from the congo to stop this terrible infestation.
protestor: save the rare cogeybear!
average joe: screw you, the cogeybears are as common as headlice!

*average joe punches protestor in the face*
by ogeybearcay November 03, 2009

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animal attacking bear congo flesh pest reproduction