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native to the congo the cogeybear eats purple leaves and brake lights for breakfast. ending the day with a long nap and yummy flesh for supper. capable of attacking with one eye shut and only two toes it is considered a rare danger in its hometown. and its fast reproduction is making the cogeybear mildly pest-like. so please feel free to steal some uni-gendered cogeybears from the congo to stop this terrible infestation.
protestor: save the rare cogeybear!
average joe: screw you, the cogeybears are as common as headlice!

*average joe punches protestor in the face*
cogeybear by ogeybearcay November 3, 2009
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James Conybeare 

AKA JCB is the swaggiest boy you will ever meet, so swaggy you will die in his presence.

James will be a DJ in the future, his No1 FAVVVV song ever is Intro by the XX, he could listen to that all day long.
James looks like a james
hey James conybeare babes, how u doin babes?

Coreybear 

A coreybear is a very sweet and lovable guy who gets all the ladies. He enjoys inviting people over for hot tub parties. Coreybears will often put up a 'tough' appearance, but on the inside are marsh mellows.
Damn, that coreybear gets all the ladies....

Coneybeer 

Someone who is mild-mannered and respectable during the day, but turns into a perverted creep at nights.
"Shit mate, that guy was a real Coneybeer"
"Don't leave him with your sister, he's likely to pull a Coneybeer"
Michael: "Did you see that guy outside the kindergarten?"
Nic: "Looks like a bloody Coneybeer to me"
Coneybeer by TGR Online September 30, 2009

codybear 

A sort of term of endearment for boys (and I suppose girls) named Cody. Also, a "cutsie" nickname.
Why so sad, codybear?
Youre fuckin sexy like codybear!
codybear by Nerual& March 8, 2007

Conybeare 

Fucking awesome family name; derived from families who cultivated bears and bunnies
I bet the totally amazing person who founded this petting zoo was a Conybeare!
Conybeare by AngelFaerie July 28, 2009

Leaf Coneybear

An exremely special little boy who loves cats and his hair...also he is married to both Kira and Jess. He also enjoys spelling...AAAA CCCC OOOOO UUUUUUUUU CCCC HHHHH III...acouchi
:)
Stranger: "I like my hair."
Me: "Oh, your just like Leaf Coneybear!"
Leaf Coneybear by hehemelikeleaf November 22, 2010