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Coffee Grinding 

A term that is gaining popularity in first-person shooter online multi-player games like "Modern Warfare: 2". "Coffe Grinding" is the act of, upon a successful kill of another player, crouching over the head of the victim's dead body and proceding to perform a "grinding" motion leaving behind a residue of feces with the consistency of "used coffee grinds". This act is to shame and humiliate the victim player, and usually incites anger and violence. Normally performed when one player is "owning" another or a team of others.
After I knifed him for the 4th time in a row I felt like coffee grinding that loser as he bled out on the floor. I ran over and coffee grinded my ass all over his face and then knifed him again.
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Coffee Grind

When a female/any person with a vagina rubs her vaginal area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, passed out or otherwise occupied.

Coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the vaginal area on a willing partner during foreplay.
"Kelly, don't bother coffee grindin' that guy - he's just pretending to be asleep!"

"Quick, grab the camera! Katie's giving Brad a mad coffee grind!"
Coffee Grind by Blue Honey December 27, 2007

Coffee Grind

When someone rubs or grinds their ass crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.
I took Will's hat in the bathroom and coffee grinded it. Now it smells like my ass!
Coffee Grind by Xo'clock November 10, 2009

jewish coffee grinder 

When a guy shits in a girls mouth and then she gives a blow job
I still have a taste in my mouth from when i gave a jewish coffee grinder last night

coffee grinding 

in the act of doing a coffee grinder, which is a breakdancing move
that bitch can do a nasty coffee grinder!
coffee grinding by Phishr December 20, 2004

Coffee Grinder 

when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face
Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!

Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!
Coffee Grinder by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010

coffee grinder 

When a man gets down on all fours and a woman strokes his cock while licking his ass at the same time.
Last night i received a "coffee grinder" from this chick.
coffee grinder by Brad B. May 3, 2004