The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.
by kanephan February 10, 2007
Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."
Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
by i-preferpi April 29, 2010