coffee

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

by pookleblinky December 4, 2004

No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.

need coffee, coffee good.

by Minicoopstar11 August 8, 2016

I love coffee, its perfect.

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.

I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream

by me January 3, 2004

a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

by bloodypixy December 6, 2017

mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son

To get coffee can mean a great deal of things, instead of just the act of procuring a hot beverage. Mostly directed towards going to a coffee shop.

by brizor March 22, 2009