(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Longer version of gudgie.
Alright gudgie-coff, howsit going?
by chird September 10, 2003
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A place full of extremely arrogant, hostile people. A secret survey by the tourist board recently found it was the second least friendly town in ALL Australia.

A place where the motels are all 40+ years old but still charge like a new one even though it's right next to a very busy noisy highway and you WON'T be getting any sleep.

A place where there are no jobs but everyone still judges you a lot for not having one.
A: I'm going to Coffs Harbour

B: Why not just punch yourself in the head, it'll feel the same and be less expensive.
by I hate Coffs Harbour January 13, 2012
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A place of business used as a front to sell drugs.
Did you see shane at the coffe shop today ?
by skawtA November 6, 2007
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A crank name, similar to Ben Dover and Pat McGroin. Sounds like "Jack-off" if said correctly.
Heya. Ben Dover, Pat McGroin and Jack Coff.
by Steaver370 September 24, 2004
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BIG LIPS, perfect for blowing on hot coffe until it has cooled off.
Look at the size of Jay-Z's lips!!! He has some coffe coolers
by DMH79 March 5, 2005
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The biggest hole of a place you will ever visit.

Its a lovely place to visit but if you spend more than a few days there you will go crazy and realise its full of fucked up bogans and sluts who all think that they are top fucking shit.

It could also be the most judgemental place in the world.
Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Coffs Harbour.

Person 1: Sucked in you fucking bogan. *All respect for Person 2 lost.*
by iheartbirdie June 20, 2011
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its a town on the northern coast of NSW. a good tourist town but only if your staying for the night because it is very boring and the people there dont talk to outsiders.

they all pretend to be nice happy people, but really they're not. they are all old and dying or young and oblivious to the outside world
"i went to coffs harbour the other day, man i wish i bought some weed with me. that place is soo fake"
by ThEeMoRoCkEr24 February 8, 2010
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