corpopreneur

an extremely incompetent, urgency-driven micromanager who uses cronyism and subterfuge to advance up the corporate ladder by taking credit he or she does not deserve. Takes up roles in strategic initiatives as a project manager to chase people, write reports and have low level analysts buried in spreadsheets to produce weekly decks and KPI reports.

- Who is the new director?
- Some non-entity. Used to work with our MD back in the day.
- Ah, shit.. So we got a corpopreneur....

corpopreneur by Buck Dancer May 23, 2020

coctopus ratio 

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008

Mel cocopops

She’s the biggest slag in the world and she gets led on by Harvey then try’s to get with every lad mostly Harvey when he don’t want to,she shagged at 14 and she’s a posh twat who lives in st nicks looking for a lad to shag or £2 or just a fag.

Mel cocopops a slag looking for a fag or a shag

Mel cocopops by Ket donk November 6, 2019

coppopular 

A day or night when the cops are out in full force sometimes going as far as setting up check points. Usually during a big event or holiday.

Hey man you going out to party tonight? No way its too coppopular.

coppopular by SuperCrazyBicche January 2, 2010

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

Cocopelao 

Literally, it means, bare or peeled coconut. But in Puerto Rico, it is a word used to describe a bald person.

"Coño, se te cayo toito el pelo, esta cocopelao."
"Damn, all your hair fell off, you're as bald as a peeled coconut.

Cocopelao by Otoniel January 8, 2005

cowpop 

Country music that is not traditional and has much in common with pop music.

Usually used to describe the crop of artists popular after the 20th century rather than earlier. Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood are examples of the genre.

Guy: "Who's the hottest cowpop singer?" Older guy: "I'm not into that cow poop crap. I like real country & western, cowpunk included!"

cowpop by deanswift November 3, 2009