by Bally March 30, 2005
I didn't want any after Cory nutted her ass and her crack until he told me that she was a coconut and had a spare, clean, hole.
by MVCV007 November 29, 2016
a person of south asian desendency who was born and brought up in the U.S, and is a perfectly nice and good person but is judged improperly because they're not that involved in the south asian community.
Me: Mommy I saw an indian girl with this white guy today....
Mommy: Stay away from her!
Me: Why?
Mommy: Because honey, if an indian person does not hang out with other indians, doesnt listen to indian music or watch indian films that means they're a coconut and they're ashamed of their skin color.
Me: Oh.....What should i do when I see her again.
Mommy: STARE AT HER!!!!!KEEP STARING!!!!!!!!!JUST STARE AT HER AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: It's okay she's not pretty anyway...
Mommy: Oh really! Never mind..haha.. then just forget that we had this conversation.
Mommy: Stay away from her!
Me: Why?
Mommy: Because honey, if an indian person does not hang out with other indians, doesnt listen to indian music or watch indian films that means they're a coconut and they're ashamed of their skin color.
Me: Oh.....What should i do when I see her again.
Mommy: STARE AT HER!!!!!KEEP STARING!!!!!!!!!JUST STARE AT HER AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: It's okay she's not pretty anyway...
Mommy: Oh really! Never mind..haha.. then just forget that we had this conversation.
by wordmaker2005 February 25, 2005
by kebweb August 2, 2022
by dark soul June 30, 2003
1) An often derogatory term for a south-Asian person to describe them as a person who although is "brown" acts more like a white person, such as preferring western TV-shows and befriending white people.
2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.
2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.
South-asian: You hang out with white people. God you're such a coconut.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.
by A coconut May 25, 2010