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Conspiratorium

Conspiratorium - A Government ran facility where patients diagnosed with certain mental conditions are often compulsorily admitted for very lengthy stays, without contact to the outside world, follow a specific regimented treatment plan and are recommended for treatment by a Government official.

Typically, patients are considered delusional and have strong conspiratorial beliefs in government coverups and corruption. Treatments normally consist of electroshock therapy, mind altering medications for re=programming the individual or disappeared into the desert.
Jim is one of our success stories, here and the Conspiratorium His mental state had him believing that the government was responsible for nine eleven. We are sure his condition will never, ever return, just have a look at him. He wears that smile always and even sleeps with the same expression.
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Co-conspirator 

Your partner in crime, the individual you engaged in an activity with, not necessarily having to do with an actual conspiracy.
After I became inebriated Saturday night with my co-conspirator, I had to call a taxi to drive us home.

Real Conspirator 

An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.
See him? He's a Real Conspirator, he might Phuck up your computer.
Real Conspirator by The BenMan April 6, 2004

mass conspiratorial suicide 

when a large group joins together to cause problems to another or a group of others with or with out comprehension of their own actions completely to get themselves killed and they are successful at it.
the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026